DSST Public Schools are the best schools to go to in Denver. Although no one in the city of Denver is aware of the DSST schools (unless you're within the community) it’s the best school to go to for your cultist fulfillment and robotic teachers and students. DSST: Clever is the number 1 school in Denver public school. If you want to get into every college you’ve ever dreamed of and work rigorously to become a bionic person, DSST is the place for you!
DSST is run by one unforgettable man “Bill Kurtz '' who is totally NOT a puppet controlled by outside forces. Once students sense or are alerted to Mr.Kurtz in their building, everyone praises him including the robotic millennial teachers. Every student at DSST abides by the order of beliefs and behaviors called “Core Values.” Reluctant, Robotic, Immature, Crude, Caged , and Doing your Best!
At DSST everyone is a community. Specifically DSST Clever neighbors love everything about Clever, from the amazing traffic systems outside of their homes to the picture perfect sensory of students picking up trash, galivanting within the beautiful mud slide of a courtyard.
At the end of the year all of the DSST schools come together for their yearly ritual of “Senior Signing Day” run by the one and only powerful and dominant leader “Bill Kurtz.” This ritual is something that is looked forward to by all students of DSST. The leaders of each school are represented by masked creatures such as hornets, dragons, raptors, falcons, and knights to battle for the top school. This is one large beautiful ceremony of screaming and yelling.
A quote from an outsider looking to become a part of the community describes DSST as, “ Neurotically robotic. And while the teachers talk a lot at least 50% of what they say is to be quiet or sit up. Seeing zero creativity displayed by students in classrooms or on the walls…felt more like a factory than a school that students will look back upon fondly. I don’t think they even have dances. Borderline military school run by millennials.” Truly and honestly who wouldn't want to go to DSST to become the best versions of themselves as robots!
Overall, DSST students leave with lasting legacy, lifelong memories and practices that are followed for years to come.
Commentaires